No. 10: It’s always raining.
No. 9: The food is boring and stodgy
No. 8: The scenery’s not very dramatic
No. 7: It’s not very romantic.
No. 6: Dublin’s not very pretty.
No. 5: All they have to drink is whiskey.
No. 4: And beer
No. 3: The infrastructure’s totally antiquated.
No. 2: The people aren’t very friendly.
But the No. 1, really important reason why you should skip Ireland is that if once you go, forever will you be planning your return.