Locke’s Whiskey

lockes-distilleryHappiness is finding an Irish whiskey distillery with your name on it.

Yes, friends, there is a Locke’s Distillery and I have been there.

These days the distillery is known as Kilbeggan, the name of the small town in County Meath where it is located, and there have been a few changes of ownership; it’s now part of the Beam/Suntory portfolio. But the original name is still up on the chimney and when you ask the hotel to get you a taxi they tell the driver to take you to Locke’s, so I am totally claiming it.

We’re probably not related by blood (the Lockes in my family are Welsh/English).

But we certainly are kindred spirits.

I visited Kilbeggan in September as part of a 10-day visit to Ireland. Because I am a big chicken (and unadventurous driver) I did not drive but took the train from Dublin to Tullamore for about 20 euros. I stayed in the Tullamore Court Hotel, which is large and modern so not so much with the olde country charm but it does have the virtues of being close to the train station (and walking distance from the Tullamore D.E.W. distillery), comfortable, clean and reasonable. I paid around $70 for a large double and taxied over to Kilbeggan, which cost 15-20 euros.

I did not get to go in this car, which would have been cool. kilbeggan-car

But I was driven in a very fine Mercedes with a burled wood dashboard and bullet proof windows (you could kind of tell from the double edging) and, allegedly, a reinforced steel floor. According to the driver, an ex-cop who still carries his old badge, he got it from an English lord who had security issues.According to that same driver I have very pretty features. Allegedly.

The Kilbeggan Distillery Experience was my favorite of all the distilleries I visited and not just because of the name thing. What makes it different is that although it is bursting with cobwebby history it is also still a functioning distillery. Beam makes a little bit of whiskey here in the old-school fashion, which makes the place seem more lively than a straight-up museum.

Here is the big wheel keeping on churning — I could spend hours here.


Here’s one of the old mash tuns, which is like a giant food mixer that combines hot water with the barley and breaks down the starches in the grain into sugar, setting the stage for fermentation.

Tour options range from bare bones self-guided starting at 8.50 euros to a full-on small group tour that includes lunch and bottling your own 200 ml bottle of cask-strength whiskey for 75 euros. Honestly, if you’ve taken the trouble to get yourself all the way over there I would go ahead and pony up for the Cadillac experience.

Here are some brief impressions from my tasting.

Kilbeggan 8-Year-Old Single Grain: Made of white corn, this was delicate and smooth with hints of candied orange peel.

Connemara: One of the few peated Irish whiskies you’ll come across. Has the distinctive smoky taste but less strident than its Scotch cousins. Long, warm finish.

Locke’s 8-Year-Old: A fruity, light-tasting whiskey wrapped up in sweet vanilla and malt. Not available in the U.S.

So you know what that means.

I’m just going to have to plan another trip.


Hello? Ancestors? It's me, Michelle.
Hello? Ancestors? It’s me, Michelle.